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"-(...)Jesli twoje uczucia pozostaly niezmienione od kwietnia,powiedz mi o tym od razu.Moje pragnienia i marzenia sa takie same,ale wystarczy jedno twoje slowo,aby mnie uciszyc na zawsze.
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Pan Darcy,"Duma i Uprzedzenie"
Jane Austen
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I wish I was a glowworm
a glowworm's never glum
how can you be grumpy when
the sun shines out your bum?
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The paradox of life is that throughout it you create your own prison by how you perceive reality... and then try to escape from it...
"I was sentenced to life... Not to bloody death...." Athol Fougard, "The Island"
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"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." ~Eleanor Roosevelt
"I may disapprove of what you say but I will fight to the death for your right to say it" ~Voltaire
cool trick you use there!
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"It squeaks when you bang it ... That's what she said"
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When I hear someone say they give "110%" to whatever they're doing, it makes me feel good inside, because I know I'm not as big a moron as that person is.
--Jim Rosenberg
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